Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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