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(586): View more from Michigan

You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...

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(562): View more from California

In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...

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(519): View more from Ontario

we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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(323): View more from California

I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...

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