Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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