Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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