I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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