Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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