doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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