Don't you send me to vm
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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