I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
