do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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