no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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