The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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