Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize