Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
4 words: hood of his car
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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