the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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