Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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