I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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