no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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