About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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