singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I need a hoe opinion
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