talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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