Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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