so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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