Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize