5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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