drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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