You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
