i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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