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(352): View more from Florida

So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

dude why did you let me call her?!

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.

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(718): View more from New York

This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.

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