i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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