he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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