I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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