ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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