There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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