Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Whod you bang
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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