So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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