ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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