what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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