physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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