I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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