So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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