So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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