My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
