The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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