what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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