redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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