I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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