I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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