Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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