OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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