What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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