i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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