She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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