THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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